DRINKS

We offer bottles of wine, craft sodas, as well as our self-serve drink wall that features craft beers and ciders.

 

Using the drink wall at The Comedy Clubhouse is easy as 1, 2, 3:

  1. Buy a $12 Drink card using the QR codes at our tables

  2. Use the card to access any of the drinks we have on our 8-tap system.

  3. Try an ounce at a time if you like or pour a full glass! No tip needed! No waiting on a single bartender! We pass the savings on to you!

 

We can add additional funds to your card at any time, but we can't refund any portion remaining. Any remainder goes to our I Got Your Back Fund which supports disadvantaged comedians trying to study the art of comedy.

See our drink menu below! (*we have a rotating selection. Items below may have already been replaced by similar products)

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TACAMA
GRAN TINTO

 

WINE

Fresh Malbec wine with little astringency with sensations of plum, red apple and bitter chocolate. Aromas of toast, bitter chocolate, plums and ripe blackberries.

$24.00/bottle

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ACE
PINEAPPLE CIDER

GLUTEN- FREE CIDER

 

Ace Pineapple Cider takes the finest apples and ferments them for 14 days adding fresh pineapple during the process. This unique flavor is crisp and dry with a refreshing not overly-sweet pineapple finish.

Other ciders rotated on this tap: Ace High, Angry Orchard Crisp Apple

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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CIGAR CITY
JAI ALAI

TROPICAL lPA

 

The India Pale Ale style of beer has its roots in the ales sent from England to thirsty British troops in India during the 18th century. Pair Jai Alai India Pale Ale with Beef Empanadas, Deviled Crabs and other spicy dishes.

 

Other beers rotated on this tap: Miskatonic West Coast Wizard, Rhinegeist Truth

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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SOLEMN OATH
LU 

KOLSCH

A crisp, thirst-quenching, and refreshing German-style Ale featuring mellow malt sweetness balanced by a delicate spicy, floral hop profile and smooth, fruity ale yeast. Light-bodied and exceptionally sessionable.

Other beers rotated on this tap: Cruz Blanca Mexico Calling, Metropolitan Krankshaft, Miskatonic Vox, Wild Onion Radio Free Pils

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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PORTAL LOS ANDES
RESERVA CARMENERE

WINE

Bright violet red. Ripe aromas of red fruit. A round ripe bell pepper mid palate with a touch of wood on the finish. 

$24.00/bottle

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RIGHT BEE CIDER
BLOSSOM

GLUTEN-FREE CIDER 

A fresh semi-dry cider with a burst of herbaceous lemon, a pleasant cherry blossom finish, and a drop of honey from our beehives!

Other ciders rotated on this tap: Right Bee Cider Dry, Cider Rose, Cider Semi-Dry, Clementine

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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ALLAGASH
WHITE

BELGIUM WHEAT

A Belgian-style wheat beer is brewed with oats, malted wheat, and unmalted raw wheat for a hazy, “white” appearance. Spiced with our own special blend of coriander and Curaçao orange peel, White upholds the Belgian tradition of beers that are both complex and refreshing.

 

Other beers rotated on this tap: Lost Coast Tangerine Wheat, Revolution Sun Crasher

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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METROPOLITAN
FLYWHEEL

PILSNER

A mild, bready malt sweetness greets you at the lips, smoothing the crisp hop flavors. Flywheel is meant for bombastic celebrations of singing voices and clamoring mugs. But then, that first contented moment of happy hour is uniquely celebratory as well.

Other beers rotated on this tap:  Miskatonic Billy Goat Tavern Pils, Off Color Tooth & Claw, Oskar Blue Mama's Little Yella Pils

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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LOS HAROLDOS
CABERNET SAUVIGNON

WINE

Intense, purplish ruby red. Spiced with berries and black fruit such as morello cherry and cassis. Notes of tobacco, chocolate and vanilla. 

$24.00/bottle

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GREAT LAKES
ELIOT NESS

AMBER ALE

An amber lager with rich, fragrant malt flavors balanced by crisp noble hops.

Other beers rotated on this tap: Cruz Blanca Vamos, New Belgium Fat Tire, Wild Onion Stay Puft, Great Lakes Conway's Irish Ale, Christmas Ale, and other Seasonal Beers 

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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HALF ACRE
DAISY CUTTER

AMERICAN PALE ALE

An American west coast Pale Ale chock full of dank, aromatic hops that bite up front, then ease into citrus, and set the finish up to nail the spot.

Other beers rotated on this tap: Cruz Blanca Palm Shade, Revolution Fist City, Wild Onion Crazy Finger

$0.42/ounce or about $5/drink

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FILBERT'S
SODAS

SODA

Family owned Filbert's has been producing Chicagoland's favorite craft sodas since 1926. We currently have Cola, Diet Cola, Cream Soda, and Root beer.

$2.50/each